As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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