a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
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I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
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Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
false alarm, still single
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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