break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
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I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
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Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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