he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
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I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
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She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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