I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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