in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
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We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
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He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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