meet me or not, i'm out of control
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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