I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
meet me or not, i'm out of control
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
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Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
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First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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