My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
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His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
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I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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