What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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