She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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