I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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