were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
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From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
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"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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