so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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