Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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