can we get nightvision for the apartment?
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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