It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
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You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
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Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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