Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
He kissed a someone with a penis
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
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Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
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I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
the liver wants what the liver wants
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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