Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
These People Are So Awkward You’ll Get Embarrassed
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
These People Encountered Celebrities in Bizarrely Normal Places
When / where did the additional couches appear?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.