Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Piņatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"