hell yes lets make some ravioli
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
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