false alarm. still invincible.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
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Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
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Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.