its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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