He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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