How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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