the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
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He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
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Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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