Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
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all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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