doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
You need a sexual gate keeper
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
my liver is dry heaving
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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