you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Randomize
