Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
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