You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
