Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
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come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
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Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
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