I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
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These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
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IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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