And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
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He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
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What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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