just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
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It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
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He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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