They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
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Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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