he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
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My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
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Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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