remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
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one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
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Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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