During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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