if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
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Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
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Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
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