i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
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