margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Randomize
