I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
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