I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
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Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I think a kid would responsible me up
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
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She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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