1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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