what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
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Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
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He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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