as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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