we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
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