You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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