another moral hangover. fuck.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
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