He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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