it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
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I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
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okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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