Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
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Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
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you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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