Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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