if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
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