you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
This house was built for laser tag.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
Randomize
